Tess Turbo is a rock star that first appeared when the Meadow Party had a 1984 benefit concert. She is characterized as a shy, sensative, young woman that is withdrawn and likes Smuf dolls, rainy days that are sad, and poetry that is silly and romantic. She appeared again when Steve Dallas won a role in her music video. After all of his chest hair was fried off during the video, he tried to sue her and failed. One of her songs is Scuzzbucket.